Deck the Mansion halls with bundles of Drama fa la la la la la la la… Poor Becca.
Just two episodes in, and the drama level in the mansion is off the charts.
Did someone say “cat fight”?!
It’s not usually until around midseason that the claws start to come out, but it feels as though we’re already there, and it’s just wonderful.
My theory? These guys are nuts!
Jordan is walking around the mansion half-naked, Lincoln is crying over a broken picture with a woman he just met, and Connor is chucking said picture into a pool because it hurt his feelings.
For a mansion full of adults, it really feels like an elementary school playground.
So, Bachelor Nation, what’s next?
The drama in last week’s episode seemed to center itself around a handful of men: Jordan, Lincoln, Connor, David and Colton (ahhh, Colton).
But after the drama cleared, all 5 men received a rose.
(Sidebar: I’m justtt curious how Becca got the rose to stick to Jordan over his towel since it was the only thing he wore to the ceremony…but its’ not important.)
But start chilling the Chardonnay, because the drama is sure to continue in episode 3.
Let’s make some predictions:
THE DRAMA BETWEEN JORDAN AND DAVID WILL CONTINUE…
After Jordan interrupted David’s 1-on-1 time with Becca, he seems to be out for blood. Watch your back Jordan, the chicken is after you.
My feeling is the beef WILL go on. Jordan will continue to look in the mirror, while David complains about Jordan’s existence and intentions with Becca.
THE DRAMA ABOUT TIA AND COLTON’S PAST RELATIONSHIP WILL BE ADDRESSED
Last week, Twitter fan favorite Colton shocked Bachelor nation when he revealed to Becca he had a relationship with Tia, a past contestant on Arie’s season of The Bachelor.
In a preview clip for episode three, Colton is seemingly brought on a group date where Tia will be present. Uh oh….
Becca has previously shared her strong feels for Colton, and his past with Tia seems to have her a bit distraught.
But Becca seems to be holding onto something with Colton (I mean he is super easy on the eyes.) I think it’s just a bump in the road for these two beautiful people, and I strongly believe that Colton will make it to hometowns.
But for now, the tension between the two will continue tonight. And I can’t wait to see Colton’s face when he sees Tia again.
LINCOLN WILL FIND SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT AGAIN
After a tiny meltdown when suitor Connor threw his picture into the pool, Lincoln’s tears are far from over. This dude seems like he will do ANYTHING to get attention. Even cheating his way through a group date competition race.
GUARANTEE: THE DRAMA WILL BE ON THE RISE
I have a feel this might be one of our most dramatic seasons of The Bachelorette, considering this crop of handsome horndogs.
Plus, three weeks in and we’re already making ER trips?
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